We went to Petsmart and picked one out. He/she is a black fish. The original name of the fish was Darth Vadar... a real big bad 'a'.... But then we went to the dollar store to get some rocks and there was a nice black fellow...his name was Ramzey. He really liked our fish, we brought the fish in because I didn't want him to get too hot in the car.
When Kyle and I walked out of the store, I leaned over to him and said, "New plan, we are naming our fish Ramzey."
I was right. Doesn't smell funny: unless you forget to change his water, Swims in circles: all the time, slightly entertaining, low maintenance: except that I have to change his water about every week.